Gay Tacos, Tequila, & Temptations (strippers) Tour

During this experience we will visit 3 of the best taco stands in the Romantic Zone and enjoy 6 delectable tacos to keep us nourished for this night of exploration, drinking and sexual discovery. 

We will visit at least 3 often overlooked (semi hidden - hard to find) gay bars for included alcohol shots or beers at each and perhaps the opportunity to dance and sing karaoke.  Guide may also lead the group in some very fun bar games where we will have the opportunity to get to know each other better - perhaps very well indeed.  

We will visit a tequila tasting experience where we will get to taste some of the finest tequilas from small artisanal tequila distilleries.   The tastings will include the full range of Tequilas from Blancos, Reposados, Anejos, and Extra Anejos.  You will also have the opportunity to taste Mescal and Raicilla and learn what all the different terms mean and how they are made.  

Perhaps the highlight of the experience is visiting 3 different strip clubs meeting the dancers and staff - learning the secrets how the clubs operate and their best practices.  We will have plenty of time to interact with the dancers one on one as well as watch a few performances.  Please bring plenty of smaller bills (20 pesos or 1 dollar) to tip the performers and dancers - their interactions with you will depend on your generosity of tipping. You may also choose to spend quality time with a dancer in a private room (from 500 pesos) - all costs additional.  (if it were me, I would bring at least 100 1USD bills and plan to tip every dancer who came to the table and sat next to me and said hello letting me rub his chest or perhaps his leg. At least $5 if I choose to rub his most interesting leg.   Just in-case i met the man of my dreams, I would also bring 500 peso bills to do at least 1 back room private meat and greet.  

Additional alcoholic beverages are also available for purchase.  

We will also have a few included surprises on this tour that we will not describe here but leave it to your imagination.  

Tour includes: At least 3 different alcoholic beverages in the bars, 6 tacos, and the Tequila Tasting Experience all led by experienced gay Vallarta guide.  

Often other guests on the tour will often purchase a round of drinks for everyone on the tour.  Generosity is infectious and one of the best ways to make friends on the tour.  

ESSENTIALS

• Walking Difficulty: Easy (although be careful of cracked or broken sidewalks, steps)

• Meet at 8:30 PM in the Romantic Zone.  (Exact location and directions will be sent in your confirmation email.)

• Consider bringing an umbrella (rainy season June to October.)   We do not cancel when it rains we celebrate! - It is approximately  5 degrees  cooler during a rainstorm.  We may consider a cancellation in the event of a direct hit by a hurricane (extremely rare - like once every 50 years.)   

• In the unlikely event that we only have one participant for our tour we will NOT cancel.  Our guides do not like to stay home.  

• Bring Pesos as most establishments are cash only.  Guests are welcome to purchase cocktails beyond provided by the tour.  Tipping will encourage the performers and dancers to interact with you on an increasing and personal level.  We recommend to be generous! (USDs are also accpted as tips by the dancers and performers)

• Price is $69.50 USD pp plus VAT with reservation 

•  Price does not include customary tip for the adventure leader.  Mexican culture expects 10-20% for any personal service position.  

• Entrance to the strip clubs are posted as "Male Only."  Our tour will accept any person 18 year of age or older.  We are not responsible if someone is not admitted to the "male only" strip clubs.  No refunds available.  

• guests must drink responsibly.    Alcoholic beverages may be substituted for water or soda if you feel you have had too much to drink or you do not drink alcohol.